Casa de Ricardo

Anonymous asks:
What's your favourite Tom Waits' album?

I’m not sure I have one. I love Swordfishtrombones because that seems to be the album where he found his style. His music really progressed after that. But I love his old stuff too.

I like that you used the word “album”.

Anonymous asks:
take down the gif of the kitten being burned alive. I tracked your IP address to your home address. would you like me to post your home address with gif of animal cruelty?

The “special” effects by whoever made that gif weren’t even close to good. You really think that was a gif of a kitten being burned? I can see why you asked this anonymously because you look pretty stupid.

Anonymous asks:
Just wanted to thank you for the follow. I also want to add that it is your tumblr, which I have been following and entertained by (so often stealing content for my FB page) for at least the past couple of years, that inspired me to create my own. Just need you to know that what you do matters.

If I knew who you were, I would buy you a pony for your birthday  :)

Anonymous asks:
I tried visiting your home page this morning but my virus scanner blocked the connection. The only way I can view it is via your archive. Just thought you should know.

Thanks for the head’s up. I must have been hacked - Tumblr made me change my password, and my theme was gone.

Thus … see the new $50 theme.

$50 fer Chrisesakes

P.S. Suck it hacker whoever you are, you owe me $50

Anonymous asks:
RRRick, the world is not a safe place. My next door neighbor's girlfriend's cousin was just arrested for assaulting his former Catholic school teacher. The guy cornered this nun and repeatedly slashed at her with a plastic spork. Thank God the cops were called when they were. They said in another six or seven hours the attacker might have broken her skin or caused minor scratches.

Only the first ‘R’ is capitalized. For the record.

My ex wife went to a Catholic school, and I see what became of her. I have a hard time finding blame for your next door neighbor’s girlfriend’s cousin’s actions. I hope the police aren’t to hard-on him.

Anonymous asks:
HI are you single? I'd like to know so I can either continue daydreaming about you or not. Thank you

Thank you, but I am happily married. But even if I weren’t, I’m kind of a dick and I don’t like to share the remote control, and all the chocolate is mine, and I always leave the toilet seat up. So you’re not really missing anything.