Anonymous asked: What's your favourite sexual position?
Anything that involves Crisco and a Twister board.
June 09, 2013, 12:48am
Anonymous asked: whats your favorite film?
It changes. Maybe Dispicable Me or It’s a Wonderful Life
June 09, 2013, 12:38am
Anonymous asked: whats your favorite song?
Maybe this one. I told my wife today that I want it played at my funeral. Of course I was coming home from a funeral when I said it.
June 08, 2013, 11:42pm
Anonymous asked: wow publish and spread this around.. it's no bull i slimmed down so much. (no spaces) TUMBLR SUMMER DIET { d o t } COM
Thanks. You look great now. Are you saying I look fat?
June 08, 2013, 11:34pm
Anonymous asked: Two nephews, two deaths by drug overdose in 6 weeks. Drug addiction just keeps killing.
Is this true...how can this be stopped....
It can’t be stopped - free will is what it is. We could go back in time and destroy Ronald Reagan. That would help, but not stop it. I’m a recovering drug addict/alcoholic, and am lucky to have lived through it. People are going to do what they’re going to do. Society is fucked - we need more education and treatment, and eliminate criminalization. Drugs have been villainized, and some of us are going to do what we’re told we can’t do. And if we’re predisposed to addiction, being fucked follows quickly. My 2 cents.
June 07, 2013, 10:00am
Anonymous asked: No, I've never owned a gun and don't wish to. Just realistic about them. Criminals will have them no matter what. There is no anti-gun law that will magically turn outlaws into good guys.
Sorry, I must have confused you with another anonymous person.
January 22, 2013, 1:17pm
Anonymous asked: News flash: the toting of guns IS restricted and under license. In fact handguns in Chicago are illegal period. Chicago, the highest gun crime rate in the nation.
You REALLY like guns, don’t you? Do you ever wonder what that might mean?
January 22, 2013, 5:58am
Anonymous asked: I just wanted to voice my congratulations to Lance Armstrong for having the ball to face up to the truth.
Good choice on asking this anonymously.
January 19, 2013, 6:54pm
Anonymous asked: My friends and I have started a new political protest movement. We have vowed to Stop Flossing Our Teeth Until There Is World Peace! Won't you join us?
Brilliant, count me in. Nothing brings people together like poor oral hygiene. I am a bit of an overachiever, so I’m going to stop using deodorant too.
January 18, 2013, 8:47pm
Anonymous asked: Dick - do you want to take away all our guns too ... I'm bettin' you like your finger smelling like Batman. Oh BTW, Shouldn't you call it the Native American store instead to be PC ? I know every time we called carabiners 'biners the Mexicans get incensed...
Yes, I want to take away all of your guns. But don’t worry, I want to take away the police’s guns too. If you get one of your manly urges, you can deal with your anger like adults — beat each up, or off, or maybe even talk or yell. You don’t see the Batman going around shooting people.
I don’t know if you have noticed, but I’m not the most PC guy around here. Being politically incorrect and being ignorant are two different things. Strangely, you have managed to be both. But the difference between you and me is that I don’t go mouthing off anonymously; that takes all the fun out of it. Also, you are one of the GOP’s sheep, and I am just really awesome.
God, I’ve really missed you. I hope you are done mourning for Mitt and have moved on with your life.
January 17, 2013, 12:29pm
Anonymous asked: Where do eskimos get their green veggies? fruit?
Same place as the rest of us, at Whole Paycheck Foods.
January 14, 2013, 1:36pm
Anonymous asked: wanna be my sugar daddy?
Not really.
January 12, 2013, 8:34pm
Anonymous asked: can you make me a sandwich?
What, are your arms painted on?
OK, what do you want?
January 12, 2013, 7:18pm
Anonymous asked: i wish you wouldn't have taken off the original source for the gif by maudit, the man being thrown out of a boat. Not cool, she makes all her gifs.
It appears that the original source was removed long before I reposted it. Not cool, you should do your homework before you anonymously go after people.
January 11, 2013, 6:29am
Anonymous asked: Martin ______ uses a "straw man" argument, presuming that one must actually have seen a Sasquatch in order to be an expert on the phenomenon.
I won’t pretend to have known what a “straw man” argument was before you sent me this message, so I googled it. On Wikipedia, they gave this example of a straw man argument:
C: We should give children ice cream after every school day.
D: That would be rather bad for their health.
C: Do you want our children to starve?
So as it turns out, I am very familiar with the straw man argument, because that is the logic used in the house I grew up in.
January 10, 2013, 11:40am
