I can handle it when you tell me you fantasize about farm animals or have elephantitis of the testicles, but there is no way to hide my feelings when you tell me you voted for Bush.
(Source: nevermindtheb0ll0cks, via dl-44)
Jerry Lewis for Aqua-Net hairspray, 1960s
This is the hairspray my mom used to use when I was a kid. We could make the coolest hair helmets on our heads with this stuff.