Casa de Ricardo

Things I’d like to be able to do from my phone, tablet or laptop.

buck2pointzero:

  • Adjust my genitals. Like when I’m driving or sitting down on a leather couch on a humid day.
  • Get myself a beer.
  • Let Cash the Wonderpoodle out in the middle of the night.
  • Take out the garbage.
  • By genitals, I meant “balls.”
  • Manscape.
  • Raise my kids when an emoticon isn’t enough.
  • Feign interest in boring conversations when I fail at fending off houseguests.
  • Get large food particles out of my teeth when feigning interest in boring conversations when I fail at fending off houseguests.